• Moderately attractive male: Hi
  • Me: ASFDKHKSAJF I think I like you
  • Moderately attractive male:
  • Me:
  • Moderately attractive male:
  • Me:
  • Moderately attractive male: what?
  • Me: what?
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hahahhaha.

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  • dashboard: avengers
  • dashboard: all day
  • dashboard: every day
  • dashboard: even if you're not in the fandom
  • dashboard: avengers
  • dashboard: even if you've blacklisted it
  • dashboard: avengers
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laugh-attacks:

lostinthequeue:

mice-and-men-at-six:

the-koalakid:

lynz-ballato:

ilymorgannn:

BEST ACCENT CHALLENGE EVER

no accent at all
 

YAY it’s back on my dash.

I almost pissed myself the first time I watched this :’)

holy hell it gets better every time.  :D

the first 10 seconds i literally thought that he’s speaking in german omg

Laugh attacks start here

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jennittles:

this is seriously my favorite post on tumblr

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  • other people's minds: hey the weather is nice today. i wonder who in this class is a virgin? damn that new kid is hot. i want nutella for lunch. i think i should get my hair cut this weekend
  • my mind: you're so fucking fat fat fat fat fuck you shouldn't be eating calories this calories that you need to exercise omg purge you fat piece of shit why did you eat that? look at your stomach it's so fucking fat all of you is fat you're so ugly
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obeydapussy: jocelynbabee: Mind fucked o: hell yeah ^ .___. this hurts my brain

obeydapussy:

jocelynbabee:

Mind fucked o:

hell yeah ^ .___.

this hurts my brain

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  • My entire school: You don't talk much.
  • Me: Cause you're all cunts.
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